Define 1979 Meaning

1979
Song by the Smashing Pumpkins on both their Mellon Collie and the infinite sadness and Greatest Hits CDs.

Shakedown 1979, cool kids never have the time
On a live wire right up off the street
You and I should meet
Junebug skipping like a stone
With the headlights pointed at the dawn
We were sure we'd never see an end to it all
And I don't even care to shake these zipper blues
And we don't know
Just where our bones will rest
To dust I guess
Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below
Double cross the vacant and the bored
They're not sure just what we have in store
Morphine city slippin dues down to see
That we don't even care as restless as we are
We feel the pull in the land of a thousand guilts
And poured cement, lamented and assured
To the lights and towns below
Faster than the speed of sound
Faster than we thought we'd go, beneath the sound of hope
Justine never knew the rules,
Hung down with the freaks and the ghouls
No apologies ever need be made, I know you better than you fake it
To see that we don't even care to shake these zipper blues
And we don't know just where our bones will rest
To dust I guess
Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below
The street heats the urgency of sound
As you can see there's no one around
By Frieda
1979
A balding man, late 30's to early 40's who lives a secluded life in his mother's basement. Tries to find love online, but always ends up getting shot down e-style.

Chuck: Damn, he's pulling a 79.
Bob: Say your good-byes, you won't see him again for awhile.
Chuck: Shit, he borrowed my playboys.
Bob: Lost cause, best to move on.
By Betteanne
1979
Rare birth defect in which the fetus fails to develop any spinal structures while in the womb. As a result, the head fully develops within the rectal cavity, in which it remains throughout the patient's life. Marked cognitive deficiency is often a side effect due to the lack of oxygen the brain receives during the formative years. No known cure, and no safe surgical method has been found for extracting the head from the patient's rectal cavity.

Tom: Why do you always have your head up your ass?
Bradley: Because I suffer from 1979 Syndrome.
By Suzanne
1979
a fake tough guy persona created over the years by working out the e-cock daily to people that should be his "son".

your a 79 right now, I need you at about a 40.
By Josy
July 2nd, 1979

"One day Parliament were traveling around in the mothership fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.

That was July 2nd, 1979. The day the Funk died"
By Tallia
September 2nd 1979

september 2nd 1979 the day the funk died -old Gregg
By Konstance
The Minge Dynasty (?-1979)
The Minge Dynasty,anachronistically referred to as the Era of the Woolly Mammoth,refers to the period where women sported a full muff. This began as far back as recorded history and continued until the late 1970s and the beginning of the Brazilian Epoch,uninterrupted except during the outbreak of the Black Plague when women shaved their privates to discourage flea infestation.

The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) ended with the advent of the thong and the bikini wax.
By Deeanne
Death From Above 1979
a band that kicks so much arse they only have 2 people in their band a bassist and a drummer and the drummer is vocals i mean how sweet is that. thats like so sweet it makes me crap my pants.

oh man death from above 1979 rocks my anus
By Gabbi
Death From Above 1979
Agreeing with the aforementioned definition, but must reinforce the amount of ass this band kicks.

Holy lord, when Death From Above plays here I'm gonna shit my pants.
By Olly
Death From Above 1979
1; noun - the best band that ever existed period. it kicked it hard. Jesse Frederick Keeler was the bassist, Sebastien Grainger was the drummer.

2; verb - to do something beyond human understanding. only ever achieved by the aforementioned band mates.

"oh my god, he just pulled a death from above 1979!" in reality, the previous sentence is impossible, unless "he" is either Jesse Frederick Keeler or Sebastien Grainger.

By Adiana