Define 2 Am Meaning

2 Am

Guy 1: did you start that assignment?
Guy 2: not even 2 am yet
By Kore
2 Am
Two a.m.' He swallowed, then said, "You know. The person you can call at two a.m. and, no matter what, you can count on them. Even if they're asleep or it's cold or you need to be bailed out of jail...they'll come for you. It's like, the highest level of friendship.

Sometimes, I call my 2 AM because other people advise me to, but then he's sleeping and then gets angry when woken!
By Sonny
2 Am
The perfect time to go looking for BEANS with the boys.

By Bebe
2 Am
Shit y am I not asleep

I fuck it's 2 am again

Ik I'm awake too

Me too

And me

Holy shit 2 am is an annoying time
By Harmonia
2 AM
Someone who isn't very attractive, but isn't horrible.

A male/female who isn't attractive earlier on in the evening. However, when 2 am comes along and the bar/club starts to close, you are willing to take him/her home.

2AM can be used anytime of the day.

Friend- "What do you think about him/her"?
You- " She/he is a 2 AM"

Meaning: No thanks! I'm not that desperate yet.
By Nikaniki
2 Am Defeat
When you dint go home with someone on a Saturday night so you eat Totinos pizza rolls then jack off because you too horny and depressed to not.

im not coming into work man i had that 2 am defeat.
By Gayle
2 Am Katie
1. (noun) someone in their feels late at night

2. (verb) talking to someone late at night while in your feels

(Katie is to be replaced by your name)

ex 1. 2 am Katie is coming out

ex 2. I'm about to 2 am Katie him
By Aridatha
2 AM Shuffle
The act of hooking up with a less attractive college girl after midnight because of a lack of other options. It is transactional in nature; there is no sleeping over and it is a one-time occurrence.

"Phil, what'd you do last night"?

"Eh, just a bit of the 2 am shuffle"
By Jayne
2 Am Wanna Play?
a saying said when its 2 am and you wanna talk to someone bc you cant sleep

tot: 2 am wanna play?

👁👄👁 : no
By Bren
Everything Seems Funnier After 2 Am
The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.

Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
By Dyann