Located in
Sheehy Hall on the sprawling South Campus of
Umass Lowell, 302 is generally regarded as a cesspool. As a general requirement, one must not only be a total asshole, he must also be a blatant homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that), enjoy masturbating to hours of Anime porn in one stretch, and must speak fluent French. There's a reason that this suite is all the way at the end of the hall: it's an attempt to shield the generally innocent population of Sheehy/Concordia from the high levels of gay emanating from 302. Seriously, what kind of people go "secret missions" while wearing
Revlon? I know what kind of people. Those total labia-faces from 302. That's who.
Hubert: Hey man, do you smell something slightly reminiscent of ten year aged
dick cheese stuffed inside a dirty hooker?
Codsworth: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's 302. Douchebags.
