Teacher: What is 4999 times 21?
Student: Fuck you! Couldn't you just give me 5,000 times 21, which is
105,000?
Teacher: No, you are retarded. And, retarded students must work extra hard.
Student: It's not my fault that I spend most of my days
high up on a cloud.
Teacher: It's okay.
I'm high right now, too, so I feel you. Here, take this A+ for the class as I sympathize with your struggles.
