Define 5 Inches Meaning

5 Inches
How far I'm into your mom.

Hey Zach, where you at?
About 5 inches into your mom you cunt.
By Hermina
5 Inches
When you start thinking about that girl called Samantha you grow five more inches not in height

Guy I started thinking about Samantha and I just grew 5 inches

Cool... walks away
By Amaleta
5 Inches
is enough bb... LMAO

Guy: Yo, my **** is 5 inches!
Girl: That's fine baby!
By Fayette
5 Inches
5 inches is not long enough

By Carri
5 Inches
a perfectly fine amount for a male to have. Do not be discouraged when woman laugh at your size as they do not even have 1 inch to start with.

Man, i whipped it out and she started laughing at my '5 Inches'.
By Modesta
.5 Inches
When your guy bestfriend makes a joke about his small peen but itโ€™s true :(

mike jackson: yeah bitch my dick is .5 inches

me: haha small ass.
By Lanae
5 Inch Hammer
Slapping a woman around the face with your dick, instead of having her suck you off.

She was hot and she was wiling to give me a blowjob, but her breath REALLY smelled, so I 5 inch hammered her.
By Kimbra
5 Inch Bunch Up
The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AKA pitching a tent

Those blue jeans gave me a killer 5 inch bunch up
By Leigh
5 Inch Penis
Someone who exaggerates there penis size, when they are below 5'2

Guys I'm not small, I have a 5 inch penis.
By Renie
5 Inch Punisher
A not really long cock, often is punisher in this case used ironically since this is not the most pleasing a penis could be.

Girl: "How long is your D?"
Boy: "I've got a 5 inch punisher!"
Girl: "God bless please no!"
Boy: "Just joking it's around 9 inches long"
By Margette