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Define 69 Meaning

69
Nice.

"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
By Maddalena
69
the fucking number that comes before 70

1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70
By Cynthia
69
A number you fucking idiot

69
By Christye
69
Nice

(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE
By Corina
69
A number you dirty minded price of shit

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
By Alikee
69
A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."
By Lilia
69
Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.

In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.

Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.

Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)
By Lyndy
69
A number you fucking idiot

69
By Frayda
69
The number between 68 and 70

Harold is 69 today. yesterday he was still 68
By Blanca
69
The number that falls between 68 and 70 having absolutely no relation with anything sexual in any way.

John: Dude, me and Cindy totally 69'd last night!
Frank: You mean....
John: Yeah dude! We even took turns!
Frank: WHAAA?
John: Yeah, y'know. I say one, she says two.. AND SO ON! :D
Frank: ....Oh.... :D
By Molly