members of the 700 club are people who have taken 700 mg of benadryl, which results in a crazy as hell trip that can last anywhere from eight hours to a few days. tripping on benadryl makes you see delusions, not hallucinations- the difference, for anyone who may not know, is that while you know a hallucination isn't real; when you're delusional, you believe that everything you're seeing is completely and fully real. once you come down from your trip, however long that may take, you probably won't remember a thing.
A christian show that claims to heal people. They have parts in the show where the old guy will say somebody's injury will heal. Then years later, on a later episode, somebody calls and says that when he said that prediction, their injury had healed right away. What lies they hold. They start preaching about their "God" and how good he is.
The old fucks on the 700 Club make me wanna call them up on live television and shout out something evil so every, mindless zombie watching the show can hear it.
By Emogene
700 Club
Extreme Christian conservative program that pretends to be "news" but which filters everything through a redneck, bigoted viewpoint. Hosted by Pat Robertson, the anti-Christ, who spends most of his time threatening hellfire and asking for more money.
The upper level of seating sections at veteran's stadium, former home of the philadelphia eagles. Well known for rowdy behavior of the fans in said sections. Very bad idea to wear an opposing team's colors up there.
Probably the most famous rifle action ever. For several great reasons such as versatility, accuracy, and durability. Many gunsmiths have great knowledge about this action, and are great at working at it. People also use the 700 action for custom rifle builds.
A bolt action rifle, available in many calibers, it is said to be the most accurate "out of the box" of any manufacturer. It is used primarily as a hunting firearm. The US Military also uses it as the basis for their M24 Sniper's Weapon System (SWS) in 7.62x51mm NATO caliber.
noun. circumstance under which one is seperated by great distance from the object of their affection. can be synonymous with a long distance relationship.
Marshalls 700 is the bus where young children scream and girls in yellow coat use foul language.
Adoptive Son "Have you seen the Marshalls 700."
His Foster Mother "Son don't even talk about that. The girls in yellowcoats are the loudest people ever. "
