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By Shari
JP-8000
This unique piece of electronic equipment was born in 1997 by Roland Corporation and is mostly known for making trance music more popular, and putting supersaw mega-trance on the map with its signature supersaw sound produced by seven detuned saw-waves all played at once.
Despite being used to make trance DJs and producers rich, it is actually quite an intricate and beautiful analog modeling synthesizer which originally came loaded with many Jazz-fusion oriented patches that are a far cry from the restless, overrated noise that is trance music.
