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A Book
what you should be reading instead of being on the internet

An example of a book:
Animal Farm, which is my personal favorite
By Evonne
Book Book Book
The phrase that defines streamer xQcOW's slot machine gambling addiction.

-*Mindlessly has xQcOW's stream on 3rd monitor*
-"BOOK BOOK BOOK!" suddenly screams through your headphones as xQcOW sees a second book appear in the slots, just before he is inevitably disappointed when a third book doesn't appear.
-*Ears ring from the tinnitus you now have*
By Vitoria
Book Book
a filipino FOB.
originated in Hawaii

thak girl look so book book.
By Stepha
Book-book
book-book: a traditional hard copy, paper book with pages, as opposed to an e-book.

Although e-books are more portable, I still prefer to read an old-fashioned book-book.
By Josi
Booking It
To perform an action at an increased rate of speed.

Example; "Jane knew she was going to be late for class, she knew her only chance to make it was to start booking it!"
By Heather
Book It
to travel at high speed or hurry the fuck up

Omar: "What are you doing?"
Gary: "Oh not too much, just trying to defuse this bomb before it blows up and kills thousands of people. You know."
Omar: "Well you'd better book it. There are only 30 seconds left on the timer."
Gary: "What? Oh yeah, I guess you're right. Well I'd better hurry the fuck up then."
By Elsinore
Book
A Book is like .. a non-volatile, stable database that does not lose data no matter how many times you drop it, spill your beer on it, or close it incorrectly. Books are more stable even than Optical Media. Storage is only limited by the amount of space and volume that the owner can physically carry. Some storage units seem to last for years, and whilst the background colour or 'fill' of the pages may degrade to a kind of #F5F5DC beige, the actual data is still readily retrievable.

Books were used for storage before computers. The only reason computers were invented was due to the poor fire retardant properties of the base materials used in the manufacture of books (especially those books used to upset the tribal elders of religious groups) and because books were easy to steal data from. Books have also been used to store ideas for Movies That No-one Has Made Yet.

Bill: 'What's that in your backpack next to your lappie?'
Ted: 'It's a book'
Bill: 'WoW, that's 2665 !'
By Kevyn
Book It
To leave quickly.
Derived from 70's college slang when you had to leave a party to study.

I'd like to stay and drink some more beer, but there's a chemistry test tomorrow and I have to book it.
By Mehetabel
By The Book
Strictly according to the rules

Romeo and Juliet (1:5): "You kiss by the book."
By Leodora
Books
Books are amazing things that were forgotten after the internet came along. Some still enjoy reading, others groan whenever someone tells them to read. They would rather wait for the movie to come out. Books ARE movies. They transport you to amazing worlds, they let your imagination run free. Not all books are interesting,but the ones that are...Amazing.

Zac Effron: You have one a contest and can go one one date with me!

*girl turns page of books*
Zac: Hello?

*Teenage girl gasps*
Zac: NOW she sees me!

Teenage girl: He's dead!

Zac:What?

Teenage girl: Newt is dead!
By Mady