Define A Chad Meaning

A super square. A major douche bag. A male typically ranging between the ages of 17-28 who thinks he has swag, but really has no swag. Sometimes a chad will will be wearing any type of Jersey Shore Paraphernalia and might be seen with a stupid hair-style.

The words origin's trace to Murrieta, CA in early 2011 where a group of obnoxious 21 year olds went to Vegas for the weekend and made a profound realization that anybody with the name Chad usually is a square. They spent the entire weekend drunk on the Las Vegas strip calling every guy that walked by a chad.

See also markass chad or markass trick.

When referring to somebody as a chad, they are likely a white-male with an abnormally large ego, commonly in their teens or early twenties. No such thing as an ethnic chad or a female chad. Chad’s tend to refer to their peers as Bro’s or dudes. Chad’s are usually into fitness in order to get laid by their Bro’s. You don’t want to be a Chad.. The chad will notice you long before you notice them.

Starting the discussion about lunch plans with your coworkers, working to influence the destination and then dropping out at the last minute because you never intended to go.

The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

1. Residue of faecal matter; usually situated between arse cheeks after incomplete wiping and can spread to balls.

The smell of chad emanates further and becomes more putrid the riper it gets; annoying all those in close proximity, while the chaded person is often oblivious to their wafting odour. Left unattended the chad will become skid marks.

2. In reference to the male anatomy, it is the space between the anus and the scrotal sac.

The etymology is uncertain as to which definition came first and it's likely the term bifurcated into both definitions after those with chad on their chad created the ambiguity.

i.e. One person telling another the smell of his chad was verging on offensive. Some of those overhearing the complaint went away assuming chad to mean the first definition above, while others assumed it was the second definition.

Differentiation between the two is determined by how chad is used in a sentence.

The girl's first sentence below is rather ambiguous, while it's obvious the guy is referring to his itchy chad (anatomy).

The guy's last sentence below uses both definitions to beautiful effect, respectively.

Both definitions spread like wildfire equally and preference of one definition over the other can be regional.

Globally, most places accept both definitions and the local translation of the English name Chad, all in lower case, is used in many instances. i.e. the term is tsjaad in Dutch, čad in Croatian, csád in Hungarian, etc.

In reference to the male anatomy, it is the space between the anus and the scrotal sac.

The sticky build up found between the scrotum and arse.

Build up increases when the person doesn't shower or has had a hot sweaty day.

Person 1: Yo Yotty, take a whiff of this.
Person 2: Damn! What the hell is that on your fingers.
Person 1: I haven't showered in days and that's some of the wicked chad I'm brewing from underneath my fat ball sack.

Noun;
The quality and state of Chad's virtues and attitude.
It's a state of enlightment only few can achieve in a lifetime.

- (first use) when a sketchy male, creeps on a female or group of females. The female(s) should be immediatly repulsed but the male continues to creep despite obvious signs
- (2nd use) when the male is cockblocked by a creepy dude

excrement that comes form the butthole