Define A Dildo Meaning

Dildo

By Zorina
Dildo
Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.

Women and men, listen.

After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.

Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
By Penelope
Dildo

I live in dildo

no joke, its a town
By Ruthanne
Dildo
1) A plastic or metal substitute for a man's erected penis; Sometimes is equiped with a vibration feature; Usually designed to be much larger than a normal human male's penis

2) A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii)

1) I bought her a dildo and a pair of slippers, so if she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.

2) -That plant is so columnar
-hey man, we're in the west indies
-whoa >_>
By Rosana
Dildoes
The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.

Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.
By Astrid
Dildo

Cartman: Mom, Kitty's being a dildo!!!
Carman's Mom: Then I know a certain little kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
By Lynde
Dildoing
1. the act of fucking a vibrator or dildo
2. a pleasure of orgasmic perportions

Is that girl dildoing her hairy pussy?
By Corissa
Dildo
Much like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, the dildo will eventually lead the the extinction of the human race.

Who needs men anyways, I have my dildo to keep me company.
By Gwenneth
Dildo
A town in Newfoundland, Canada. Named by Captain James Cook, the name comes from a geographical feature, Cook believed the pninsula resembled a Dildo which in those days was a wooden, metal or stone, fallus substitute. (they didn't have plastic)
He is alos know for Newfoundland places names such as "Come By Chance", "Conception Bay" and "Blow Me Down"

Come and visit Dildo, Newfoundland.
By Vivie
Dildo
Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.

By Elset