Define A Good Story Meaning

A Good Story
a story that isnt too long or too short and ends up in a sexual encounter of an impossible but funny way. also has a short and often shitty ending that dosent relate to the story at all.

alright so this one time ian was in vermont and he was done snowboarding for the day so he headed home. on his way home he saw a moose and a naked chick with huge boobs and a great body riding on his back. she then asked ian if he wanted to fuck this moose with her. he politly declined but put out the option of fuckin him, she took the bait. once comfortable and naked ian proceded to fingering the mysterious woman. she wasnt acknoledging his fingers were even inside of her so he began to use his fist. when she responded witha moan of pleasure ian got excited and moved in further.but then she started bleeding. "stop fucking bleeding on my fucking arm you dumb bitch" ian exclaimed! now he was elbow deep in the slut and she was screaming and still bleeding for more. ian obliged and went shoulder deep therefore shouldering her. his outstreched fingers were protruding from her mouth when he was all the way in and she was loving every second. untill she started to choke. since she could not stop bleeding ian soo became grossed out and bored so ian popped her head off and she bled to death . now thats a good story.
By Beulah
Good Story
Great when used in a sarcastic manner as a put down following someone telling an incredibly dull story.

(boring) person #1: "i went to the shop yesterday and i wanted to get some bread, but they didn't have the bread i liked so i went to a different shop and they didn't have it either so in the end i just got a plain loaf"

person #2: "good story!"
By Pauline
Good Story
sarcastic way to answer up on something you really dont care about.

person 1: i just spent a bunch of money on lawn gnomes, and im going refurnish my house with grey furniture.
person 2: good story bro
By Agretha
Good Story
Used to express the knowledge of a complete falsehood on the part of another.

"I schogged your mother last night."
"That's a good story."
By Shaun
Good Story Randles
Whenever a local story is told by someone that results in a woeful ending, that has little to zero interest; the term "Good Story Randles" is announced, thus putting the teller in shame.

Person 1 - "... Got on the bus and there was an apple that was rotten at the back."

Person 2 - "Good Story Randles!"
By Liuka
Good Story Stan
When an epic story is promised, but said story is long-winded, boring and leads only to a let-down.

Stan- "Oh my god guys, you won't believe what happened to me today!"
Other guy- "Oh! Yea??? Do tell!"
Stan- "I was trying to buy a coke from the machine, I put my money in and then I got the coke and then I drank the coke and it was gassy!!!"
Other guy- "Cool... and?"
Stan- "It was fizzy!"
Other guy- "Good story Stan!"
By Aubry
The Good Story Bin
The imaginary receptacle created by the outstretched (and circular fashioned) arms of your less-than-amused friends when you tell a "cool/funny/exciting" story that is honestly less thrilling than the lint in your navel at this very moment.

The catch is that when you started telling the story, you likely thought it was hilarious, or even just chuckle-worthy to say the least...until one of your friends makes a "basket" with their arms, and well you may as well just shut up at that point. Inevitably, they're all gonna say "ha. ha. good one, PUT IT IN THE GOOD STORY BIN!" ugh.
By Ara
Good Story Basket
When in an awkward situation, go into akward tent postion. From there lock fingers together and let you hands fall from your head into a vague basket shape near your abdomine. You can swing the basket now while saying "good story basket, tell me a tale" after this it is best to make up a great story to distract who ever else is witnessing the awkward situation. Thus, making everything better.

You're standing with a group of friends, then suddenly one drops dead. Normally this would be awkward, fortunetly you know about the good story basket. You then proceed to make the basket, then tell a tale about pirates, distracting everyone from the dead friend.
By Winona
Fail Good Story
When a story is presented as heartwarming but ends up illustrating a societal failure. An example of this would be a very elderly cashier getting an award for not missing a day of work in decades, while the US allows his employer to not give paid time off and does not pay a living wage.

Person 1: Did you see that a school got a donation to finally have heating?

Person 2: Considering we are the largest economy in the world, that’s some fail good story material there.
By Alyssa
Good Story Moose
A ginger that goes by the name of moose, who only tells shitty stories that does not relate to anything important or funny.

Moose: Remy was talking shit saying we were gonna lose.

Everyone: wow “Good story Moose!”
By Gertrudis