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Define A Greg Meaning

A Greg
A cigarette.

-Dude wana go outside and have a greg.
-No bra i smoked a whole pack last night and my lungs told me that they were moving out.
-Word
By Inna
Greg
Greg is a family.
Greg is an army.
Greg is...possibly a cult. We don't know for sure.
Greg is the fastest growing community on the internet.
Don't look that up.

I am truely Greg.
You are Greg.
We are all Greg.
Greg for life.
By Lela
Greg
the strongest fanbase on the internet

If you wanna be Greg, just subscribe and hit that notification button, and you will be Greg
By Gabriela
Greg
The fastest growing army on the internet.

Hit the subscribe button to become greg, and join the fastest growing army on the internet, don't look that up.
By Madelyn
Greg
the fastest growing channel on youtube (don’t look that up)

what’s up greg!
i’m a true greg
By Pattie
Greg
Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet. Don’t look that up.

Greg is a family that is 100% blood related with Danny Gonzalez as our father. Every night at 6 pm, all the little Gregs come down to the kitchen and have a family dinner.
All you have to do to become a Greg is to subscribe to Danny Gonzalez with post notifications on.

The Greg merch is said to be made out of the softest material in the world, it’s also hand stitched by Tom Holland.
A lot of other youtubers may say that their fan base is the best on YouTube, that their fan base is a family, but that is not true, only Greg is the realest family on YouTube.

Our biggest enemy is Craig. Craig is known to be worst thing that has happened to mankind.
Subscribe to Danny Gonzalez(w/post notifications on) to become Greg.
Thank you.

I am truly Greg!
Fuck Craig!
By Marcelline
On Greg
Similar to On Jah but way fuckin better

That bitch for the streets, on greg!
By Susanne
Greg
Greatest Everyday Regular Guy...
Rarely seen in the wild, but when you meet one... you know..
The Goat of the Goats
No super powers needed here
Just the man, the myth, the Greg

Guy 1: “That Goat is amazing... why is he talking to that regular guy?”
Guy 2: “Oh, that’s no regular guy... that’s a Greg...”
Guy 1: “What makes him so special?”
Guy 2: “Nothing...”
Guy 1: “What’s he do then?”
Guy 2: “Nothing... he’s doing it”

Every Goat needs a hero, and that hero is their Greg
By Bonny
Gregged
When someone suffers premature party-lation and gets too smashed then passes out before the main event that they have been waiting for.

Hey what happened to greg ?

He smashed three pints, smoked too much weed and passed out at the gig before neurosis even started playing. Totally gregged it !
By Mala
Gregging
'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.

Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"

Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"

Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"
By Lottie