Define A Johnny Meaning

A Johnny
When you shit and turds come flying out of your ass faster than a Nolan Ryan fast ball it hits the back of the john(ha-ha) and explodes into pieces flipping pieces of johnny turd back on your own ass

Don't hold it too long Mikey, you might end up pulling a johnny.
By Athene
Johnny Johnny
A boy that is abused and starved by his delusional father. was beaten after he was caught eating sugar.

Father: Johnny Johnny!
Johnny: Yes Papa?
Father: Eating Sugar?
Johnny: No Pap-- AHHHHH, NO NO, PLEASE, NO, NOOOO
By Anabal
Johnny Johnny
Johnny Johnny originated as a children’s YouTube video which showed a kid attempting to eat sugar. The kid is spotted by his father and is asked whether he is eating sugar. Johnny says no and the occursncd is turned into a catchy nursery rhyme. This weird video eventually began to be seen by an un-intended audience (teenagers instead of toddlers). It is now an oddly funny meme that everyone is upsessed with.

Johnny Johnny

Yes papa
Eating sugar?
No papa
Telling lies?
No papa
Open your mouth
Ha ha ha
By Marjie
Johnny Johnny
from a trending youtube video johnny johnny is meaning DON'T EAT SUGAR UNLESS YOU HAVE PERMISSION

"WILL" yelled his mother "WHAT" yelled will as mom walks in the kitchen and yells "JOHNNY JOHNNY" becuae will was eating sugar WITHOUT permission
By Zia
Johnny
A term used to describe a condom

If i beat it, i ain't wearin' a johnny
By Ada
Johnny

Me: johnny can you let me go
johnny: no
By Fanya
Johnnie
A irrisitable chick magenet, one who accels in the fields of action sports. He is dangerous when it comes to contending for females. He has an abnormaly large penis and is dynomite in bed

Dont look at Johnnie! You wont be able to look away!!
By Drusie
Johnny

Papa: Johnny Johnny?
Johnny : Yes Papa
Papa: Eating Sugar?
Johnny: No Papa
Papa: Telling Lies?
Johnny: No Papa
Papa: Open your mouth
Johnny: Hahaha
By Pietra
Johnnied
A derivative of the term "cashed,"(as in Johnny Cash), meaning the contents of the bowl of a marijuana pipe or bong have been depleted and requires replenishing in order to further indulge.

cashed

"Man I am so fucking baked, lets smoke another bowl. Aw shit dude, the bowl is Johnnied, empty that shit and pack another."

"Pass that shit bro. Aw you little nigga, how dare you pass me a Johnnied bowl. Y'all gonna feel the wrath of mah nine now!"
By Nanette
Johnny
A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.

I will only let you dip your stick if you use a johnny.
By Aidan