Define A Loser Meaning

Loser's Loser
The ultimate loser. When it comes to losing, no one does it better. This person loses at everything in life. It takes several generations of losing DNA to produce a loser's loser.

John is a man's man, but Jimmy over there is a loser's loser.
By Batsheva
Loser
A "loser" is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.

"Reiner is such a loser. He had a beautiful wife and children at home but had to cheat on them all."
By Hatty
Loseritis
An infectious disease spread by direct or indirect
contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.

After being unable to answer when a cute senior addressed the freshman in the hall, she realized she was suffering from chronic loseritis.
By Meg
Loser

By Babette
Loser
A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.

Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
By Marissa
Loser
A word used by many idiots to make them feel better about themselves while laughing at the misfortunes of many people who are many times
1. Depressed
2. Unable to raise their social status
3. Have gone through many hardships
4. Will probably be virgins for a LONG time
5. Have been tormented about being losers for all their life and don't need to hear any more bull shit.

Hey why do you have a right to complain about someone who is a loser if you aren't? So shut up
By Anselma
Loser
Someone who puts a name on Urbandictionary.com and gushes about how people who are named that are the best

Definition: "Jasmine is a kind person who has lots of friends"

Person with sense: Whoever posted that is a loser
By Timmi
Loser
Apparently it's anyone who doesn't spend all his time and money at the bar every night, someone who doesn't feel the need to get laid every five seconds, anyone who doesn't make a million dollars a day, someone who's at home for more than two hours a day, anyone over the age of 12 who still lives at home with his parents, and anyone who's ever touched a computer or videogame.

What do you mean you're not going out tonight? You must be some loser without a life
By Tanya
Loser
someone who can't accept their own failure

k#y accused his co-worker as being sinister and bitesome as a cobra? he is just a fucking jelly loser.
By Lanny
Loser
A toxic person who, despite having many opportunities to succeed in life, consistently makes bad choices which result in professional and personal failure. They usually end up dragging everyone near them into the loser culture, which makes them toxic. The key to identifying a loser is the consistency with which they make bad decisions and their inability to learn from, admit to, and correct their mistakes. Narcissism and low self-esteem are hallmark personality characteristics of a loser.

This loser was married to one of the most beautiful women in Britain and threw his marriage away for oral sex from a LA streetwalker and drugs.
By Nevsa