In the modern world of female 18-wheeler drivers and "
flagger ahead" construction-signs, we can't use "
the 'M' word" with regards to our daily paper-media delivery... rather than saying, "We should go look in the mailbox to see if
the mailman left us any mail", we need to say instead, "We should to go look in the person-box to see if the person-person left us any person".