The one word that will get your boss / parent / authority figure to give you the "deer in headlights
" look and leave you alone. Regardless of what is being discussed; i.e. 1)drawn out over explained instructions on how to do a simple task 2) Typical Parental Lecture 3)"Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?" situations.
Instructions On Use: Step One - Wait For Pause In
- Make Convincing And Direct
Step Three - Say "Absolutely Boss, Dad
, Officer, Etc."
- Walk Away And Proceed Going
About Your Business
BOSS: "Hey (your name) Im glad I found you. Look Ive got a
bit of a situation. You see Tim was sick today, and
that means that his typical collateral
the trash in the managers office hasnt
been completed. I know you know
how big an issue
this is. I mean wow if I could just get you to..."
YOU: "Absolutely" (remember to lock eyes and put on your
best "Im not stupid" face)
YOU: (proceed to carry on about your business as if nothing