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Define Accessible Meaning

Access
to have entry to a particular person, place or thing.

1. Greg accessed John's butt.
2. John recieved access to Disney Land.
3. Carmin accessed Greg's bank account.
By Hollie
Accessibility
The ease and opportunity with which one can "Do" a potential partner. Commonly used in tandem with "Attractiveness" as its co-value to score a "Hottie" on a scale of 1 to 10.

*See Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale

"Ugh, her face and body are a 4 but I bet her accessibility is an 8, easy!"
By Sharla
Access
devil spawn, son of Satan. Produced my Microsoft.

Fucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.
By Lani
Access
an evil program created by microsoft, to destroy the psyche of all who use it

look above
By Shandy
Access
getting into somewhere.. clubs.. or pants.. that sorta thing

you have vip acess ;)
By Kelcie
Access
Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"

Boss: "Anyone?"

Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."
By Kelcie
Access
(computers) to use

I accessed bob's laptop, which allowed me to access the database with all the slang words in it.
By Lindy
Access
to gain entrance to.

i gained access to that girls pussy
By Harley
Accessible
A quality of a person who trusts everyone and is easy to meet and build a relationship with. Sometimes the person is accessible because of their stupidity.

"There is something about her that is just so accessible"
By Larine
Access
90s Japanese, WHAM!-esque pop band. Headed by Hiroyuki Takami, and grooves provided by Daisuke Asakura.

I would rather listen to Access than have sex.
By Dalenna