Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare
fraudulent financial statements, and
shredding documents.
"Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished
cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form
vinny's liqours and
suki's massage parlor.