Define Accountant Meaning

Someone who ditches a major for a different major.

The chosen occupation of the dullest people you will ever know. Enticed to this career solely by the prospect of financial gain and security, yet not brave enough to advance to the somewhat more respectable and risky (yet at least.. more exciting) field of finance, a person who chose to be an accountant is a boring syncophantic moron (see: tool) who essentially decided to do the most boring job in the world because he or she was scared of committing to anything else.

Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do.

worthless, not having any merit

Someone whos obviously making more than you

Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.

1. The department that insists on gang-auditing the entire coporation. Accounting departments solve problems you didn't know you have in ways you don't understand. In God they trust, all others must bring data.

2. The process of hiding income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid suspicion from auditors and IRS.

A. Taking notice or recognition of something.


B. Used by businesses to hold customer information. Such as: Address, Phone Number, Name and other important information.

Accepting that you are responsible for your actions, and not blaming racism for your own problems.

An incredibly clever person who earns too much money each year