Define Accounting Meaning

Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.

1. The department that insists on gang-auditing the entire coporation. Accounting departments solve problems you didn't know you have in ways you don't understand. In God they trust, all others must bring data.

2. The process of hiding income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid suspicion from auditors and IRS.

A euphemism for taking the afternoon off to get some pussy

a secret way of referring to sex.

define accounting, its concepts, importance and qualities of good accounting information

Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do.

worthless, not having any merit

Someone whos obviously making more than you

When someone works as a stripper/adult industry but is either being censored. Or simply doesn’t wish to say it.

A. Taking notice or recognition of something.


B. Used by businesses to hold customer information. Such as: Address, Phone Number, Name and other important information.