Define Ace Of Diamonds Meaning

Ace Of Diamonds
Slang word for Demiromantic Asexual - a person who experiences romantic attraction only after developing an emotional connection beforehand, but no sexual attraction whatsoever (they may have sex to please their partner, which however isn't consensual - that would be a Demisexual).

Other asexual card terms include Ace of Hearts (an Alloromantic Asexual), Ace of Spades (an Aromantic Asexual) or Ace of Clubs (a Greyromantic Asexual).

My friend: So you finally went on a date with that girl you've been friends with for almost three years. How did it go?

Me: It was a lot of fun! We kept on making jokes all the time, I can hardly remember the plot of the movie we were watching!

My friend: Hmm, so did anything...spicy happened?

Me: What? Emm, I'm actually an Ace of Diamonds. I really love her, but I don't...do that...

Friend: *confused look*
By Rebekah
Ace Of Diamonds
Cake-eating people with a heart of diamonds instead of a heart of stone. At first, they look like their attraction level to you is almost non-existent, but after some (long) time they get a magical flavour, and turn out to be a classic unicorn, only reserved for you.

They possess a ring of invisibility and can turn into wizards, when there is no magical bond involved. Some where seen traveling through time and space, playing card games.

Maria (first date): Hey Demi, Are you feeling great?
Demi: Halfway.
Maria: Want some milk at my place?
Demi: No, I’d rather have a older wine from the Victorian Age.
Maria: okay, I’ll put a red wine from this year in the basement.
Demi: We can play card games until the wine will taste lovely.
Maria: You are an ace of diamonds.

“They won’t leave in the night.

I’ve no fear that they might desert me.”

Victoria: “I am not a robot, I am a human in need of feelings too.”
By Kyla