Metallica Fan: OMFG,
The solo in ONE is the most orgasmic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause
Kirk is so fucking awesome and good at the guitar I just had an extreme case of fan-jizz
Me: Bullshit, listen to this *shows him Advanced Corpse Tumor*
Metallica Fan: OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING *cries in corner*