Aeroplane can be defined as-
1. a big thing that flies.
2. A song off one hot minute by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It's bassline started research into the new science of 'Quantum Bass Playing', whereby a bassist and his instrument essentially become one on a quantum level whilist playing. In Buddhism, this is known as Bass-lightenment. FLEA is the only human ever known to have achieved this ultimate goal (although Cliff Burton came pretty close} sparking rumours that he is, in fact, God.
"i like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my aeroplane, its my aeroplane"- RHCP
By Ami
Aeroplane
The single most functional and revered word in the english language.
Can be used as a noun, verb, expletive, as a complete sentence or as a fragment of a sentence. There are devotees to the word aeroplane and who will interject it into conversations as often as they can. Although this is always forgiven, because as previously stated, it is the most functional and revered word in the english language.
and the favourite "I'll aeroplane your aeroplane so aeroplaning hard that your mother's aeroplane will crash"
By Lorianne
Aeroplane
The correct spelling of what the American's call 'airplane' because they can't be arsed to pronounce it right. The same general rule can be applied to most of the English language that they've decided to take over. See also wordcolour/word.
1) The aeroplane took off from England, flew to America where it became an airplane and ceased to exist.
2) OMG, what's with those silly American fags renaming their own inventions (and ours..)?
1. Something the airlines use as an excuse to charge you more.
2. A plastic container with words like 'Chicken and Rice', or 'Cottage Pie' printed on the lid, but which contains nothing that could be mistaken for these things.
3. A potent diarrhetic and/or poison. With this feature, aeroplane food was a key weapon during the cold war.
Passenger: "Oh Stewardess, there's a rat in my aeroplane food!"
Flight Stewardess: "No sir, that IS your aeroplane food."