Woman: So honey, we have to buy a present for my sisters birthday.
Man:
Aha.
Woman: OMG!
My BFF bought the same dress as me. She is not
my BFF any more!
Man: Aha
Woman: Darling, can I borrow some money for a new purse?
Man: Aha
Woman: Do You even listen to me?!
Man: Aha