latin:
Theca defaecatus
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book:
Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck
Nasty Sex
I love, love
the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had
AHP, it's impossible to go back to
regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.