1. "Hi this is Alan Colmes for
Hannity & Colmes, let's see what the top headlines for "On the Record" With
Gretta Van Sustren are tonight, probably something about
Scott Peterson for the 359th day in a row"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"