Define Alchohol Meaning

Alchohol
the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.
By Brianne
Alchohol
When you're too drunk to remember it's actually spelled "Alcohol"

Bill: "God damn, I can't remember last night. I drank so much alchohol!"
Bob: "Bill, you silly drunk. You're still drunk right now aren't you? "
By Phillie
Alchoholic
A person, like a any other drug addict, who cannot enjoy life without addictive chemicals.

When your housemate only gets out of bed on weekends to go out drinking and is otherwise a sullen sap. Someone whose happiest moments revolve around alchohol or being drunk.
By Filide
Alchoholic

yo man you got a problem, you're an alchoholic
By Stormie
Alchohol
The thing you use to forget about people who fuck you over.

Oh he cheated on you again? Better drink some alchohol.
By Anett
Alchohol Enthusiast
The politically correct verbage for an raging alcholic....

What's Wrong with your grandpa?

Oh nothing hes just an alchohol enthusiast, just like my mom.
By Roxie
Alchoholic Fountain
When you buttchug a litre of fireball whiskey then procede to have rough anal sex forcing the alchohol to squirt out of the anus, you then drink the squirting whiskey like a drinking fountain.

Me and the boys got a bit rowdy on the weekend and popped a cheaky alchoholic fountain
By Katlin
Alchohol Virginity
The period when you dont drink alchohol.
"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

By Annecorinne
Alchoholed

I was so alchoholed last night.
By Del
Raging Alchoholic
A person that drinks horribly to where their pothetic lungs are black as an african american that lives in africa

An example of a raging alchoholic is Sariah Warnke
By Beth