Define Alcohol Meaning

The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

A substance that can make a white person dance!

Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and methanol, which you can drink when you remember.

The buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people seem more attractive and make obviously stupid idea's seem like good sense.

a tricky drug that makes you forget all your problems but couple hours later makes you fall into straight up depression

A drug that is 10x more dangerous than weed, but championed and galvanized in our society as a rite of passage.

Starts out taking the edge off, but can quickly degenerate into violence, belligerence and death...

Alcohol. What most of your university/college life will revolve around.

A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).