Define Allen Meaning

Allen
a person who cannot and i repeat cannot take a hint

person1: allen just dosen't get it
Person 2: i know right
By Raquel
Allen
The sexiest mammal alive, known to like world history. A little creepy, and always looks like he's keeping a secret inside. Has a brother who lives in South Africa probably. Probably has overextension in his hands. Actually incredibly scary. Scares lots of kids

ME: Look guys Allen just showed up
Everyone else: *leaves*
By Bellina
Allen

person 1: yo you see that guy over there.
person 2:yeah why?
person 1:he was being a total allen to my little brother! lets go get his ass
By Marissa
Allen
a little boy who will never grow up. he will continue to put people down and just shrug along for the rest of his life. he has no future, no hope of any sort of happiness. he will waste his life, alone, with only a bunch of cats and some really shitty weed, and no one will even miss him.

you: hey man, whats the answer to some question I have?
allen: youre the dumbest bitch ever. I dont want to talk to you. leave me the fuck alone.
you: whoa man. calm down.

allen: blahueeukxmn f2xiuhnqihrc!

(allen goes home and cries himself to sleep because he is such a huge loser)
By Freddy
Allen
Some random, stupid ass, beaver looking fatso.

You: Dude, look at that beaver!
Friend: Bruh, you idiot, that's Allen.
By Dina
Allen
Allen doesn't get shot.

"Did Allen get shot?"
"No."
By Mable
Allenization
People who are addicted to Earth, Wind & Fire band, especially a song September, they always think and sing the song everywhere

Joe became a member of allenization, he cannot stop singing the song.
By Lori
The Allens
The Allens, established 27th 2017 and continue to epitomise unwavering love and strict honour. For friends they are a sturdy rock, which peers, like barnacles cling to; they prove constant in compassion and selflessness.
A sensational couple are the Allens; both ascetically and innately, and a credit to all who know them.

“Wow! My eyes! Did you just see that couple? Never have I seen such a beautiful pair! Look made for each other”
“Must be “The Allens”
By Lettie
Allen
The one best friend that’s very funny and likes to muck around. He can be serious whenever he needs to be and he’s a total train. Typically, an Allen is very lovable and is always there to make you smile and have a good time.

Person 1: I love her.
Person 2: Too bad you’re not an Allen!
By Emmalee
Allen
Probably the sweetest guy you will ever talk to. He likes to take relationships slow. Once he finds the right girl everyone knows it. He won't ever talk about a girl like he does the one. He's loyal and will always put a smile on your face. He's not afraid to show everyone who his girl is. He's perfect in every way. You won't want to miss you on a chance with an Allen. If you loose the chance with him it won't be easy to find one like him again. So make everything with him count. He'll love you unconditionally until the end.

By Rhiamon