Define An Apple Meaning

An Apple

Matt: "Dude you broke my bong, what can we do?"

Fred: "How about an apple"
By Kimmi
Apples To Apples
A card game originally made for small children where one matches nouns to a given adjective that somewhere along the line, as most things, got turned into a drinking game.

Person 1: Okay so for "Useless" I got Helen Keller, Anne Frank and Lima Beans. This is going to be the hardest Apples to Apples round yet.
Person 2: No way. It was harder when for delicious I had to pick between Megan Fox and Sandwiches.
By Taryn
Apples To Apples
An extremely fun board game in which contestents try to get the judge to pick their noun for a certain given adjective

Jim: Hey dude lets go play Apples to apples

Brett: No thanks i'd rather play quiddler
By Mirelle
Apples To Apples
1) the awesomest game ever
2)A semi-popular card game involving anywhere from 4 to 10 people; where one green "topic" card is laid down, and each player puts down a red card relevant to the topic. Very often cards are put down as a direct contradiction to the topic, or to be funny.
-- the game is named such because instead of comparing to different things, such as "apples to oranges", you are comparing to similar things.

Apples to Apples is the best game ever!

Dude you cant compare those, its like comparing Apples to Oranges. But here: compare these apples to those apples...

idk how do you make an example for this?
By Traci
Apples To Apples

Terrence: wanna play apples to apples?
Dylan: psh! fuck yes!
Andrew: what's apples to apples?
Sabrina: only the most amazing game ever!
By Allys
Apples-to-apples
The conflation (cognizant or otherwise) of two distantly related notions.

ex. apples-to-apples:

"Look, Al Qaeda is a terrorist organization and we know with 100% certainty that Saddam is in pursuit of yellowcake uranium from Niger. September the Eleventh.
By Jenifer
Apples To Apples
The sexual act of two gay men slamming their balls into each other.

Bill and Joel played apples to apples last night, it got a little loud
By Sandra
Apples To Apples
The act of handcuffing one's balls to another man's balls.

Chase: Hey, if I go apples to apples someone tonight would you think less of me in the morning?
Brynton: Absolutely not.
By Valina
Apple
THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.

Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple
By Julianna
Apple
what the fuck are you looking up apple for? what did you think you were going to find...

you know that round fruit that humans call an apple.
By Dominica