Feeding a woman lines about how scary it is out in the city at night, and she'd be much safer if she stays here with you, the same way that a male Damaliscus
antelope pretends that a predator is nearby when a female is about to leave his territory.
Lying about danger scores the antelopes 65% more booty
on average; it
can work for you too.
"Don't leave the bar now, baby, it's
rainy and there are lions out there.
Stay here and
have a drink with me till they go."
Now that is some smooth anteloping.