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Apple
THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.

Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple
By Madelin
Apple
The alternative to the orange.

Today, I do not wish to consume an apple. I shall seek alternative fruits.
By Marnia
Apple
A red fruit that is very similar to oranges but sexier

Oh look an apple, i'm having an orgasm
By Erna
Apple
A round, edible fruit that, when eaten once a day, keeps the doctor away.

Apples are good for you.
By Meredith
Apple
A greedy-ass company that makes a shit tone of money and over-prices their products


Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the Apple Store and get a iPod Touch?

Guy 2:No. I would rather spend money on something that's worth 400 bucks. Like cocaine and hookers.
By Opaline
Apple
World's #1 toy manufacturer.

The Apple iPad will change the world. Technologically, it will change the way people rub glossy surfaces across the world.
By Bernie
Apple
A sweet fruit, liked by many, opposed equally. The colors of an apple can vary from red, green, and yellow. Apples are also grown in trees.

Jack: "Those apples were gross!"
Jill: "No they weren't."
By Irma
Apple
The company that makes MacBooks and stuff. So yeah.

Life was a lot simpler when apples and blackberries were just fruits.
By Giana
Apple
The company that purposely creates new products that have the ability to have top of the line technology in them, but are held back to increase revenue.

Apple knows damn well they could have put a camera in the first iPad, why they didn't? They wanted everybody to have something to waste $500 MORE on.
By Guinna
Apple
Red on the outside, white on the inside. A pejorative term used by Native Americans towards other Native Americans accused of "acting white," which would include such things as excelling in school, getting and holding a job, staying out jail, not drinking & drugging, and behaving appropriately in daily interactions with people of other races. Similar to the use of Oreo by African Americans.

That Native kid takes so much crap at home because he's getting A's and B's in school. His whole family thinks he's an apple.
By Shirleen