a) -"
I've had enough of you!"
"Oh yea?"
"Yea! I want a divorce!"
b) -"I
hate the way you
keep on screwing my sister! Especially since we just got married last night!"
"You're pissing me off bitch! *punches, kicks, stabs*
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry Mindy!"
c) "Oh yea? You think our son should grow up being a Catholic? We'll see!"
*plots devious plan before stabbing husband to death the next day*