Define Arse Candle Meaning

Arse Candle

A candle from the arse; a turd.

After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.

By Nikolia

Arse Candle

A turd passed after swallowing a string.

I passed a wick-ed arse candle.

By Natala

Arse Candle

one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops

Its weaved from the finest arse candle

By Tine

Arse Candle

A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.

Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."

By Sosanna

Arse-candle

A close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.

That mofo is wack, he's a real arse-candle sometimes

By Harley