Define Ass Baby Meaning

Ass Baby
1. A medical term used to describe a child that was conceived by anal sex and/or birthed through the anal cavity.

2. A human so hideous that only an ass could have produced such a thing.

Dora gave birth to a beautiful ass baby boy last night.

Carrot Top is an ass baby.
By Abigael
Ass Baby
A very very large bowel movement

By Ronna
Ass Baby
When a couple is having anal sex, and sperm drips from the anal cavity to the vagina, impregnating the woman.

The ejaculate from John's then empty testicles dripped from Denise's anal cavity to her vaginal mound, thus impregnating her. She then gave birth to her beautiful ass baby, Clifton.
By Kaia
Ass Baby
n. a vomit-inducing, hideously deformed mass of a human female.

SWEET SATAN!!!! I can't eat with that ass baby sitting a mere ten feet from me. I can feel my salad comming up.
By Anica
Ass Baby
Occurs when the caulk a guy deposits in his girlfriend's ass drips so ever slightly into her pussy and impregnates her.

My buddy is the proud papa of an ass baby. I told him too much caulk is not good. I told him if he over caulked his girlfriend to clean up or have an Ass Licker on standby.
By Jaquenette
Ass Baby
A mediocre sketch-comedy show...

Last night I saw the ass babies, I'd like to say that I was entertained-- but I'm allergic to lying. Delicious!
By Philippine
Ass Baby
When a female rhinosaurus gets knocked up by an alien from anal sex, later she has ass babies

Why hello Mabel, i havent seen you since our last scrapbooking party! By the way, have you seen that green rhinosaurus, the one that was ass-@#$%^ by the alien. She delivered an ass baby just last week.
By Matty
Ass Baby
An ass baby is relating to the situation when one deficates and in small chunks rather than one long piece.

I can't explain it any better than that. Its just an ass baby.
By Debbi
Ass Baby
One who was conceived by their parents anal sex, a small amount of cum drips into their vagina therefore creating the ass baby. This ass baby is inherently terrible at anything and everything that they do.

-Oh wow look at Jebadiah he sucks at life.

-Yeah i know he is a total Ass Baby.
By Jere
Ass-baby
a stool of such girth that it feels like giving birth

i thought that ass-baby was gonna rip my ring!
By Mollie