Carnival ass is a condition in which a mid
western woman or maybe as far North as montana, is wearing white pants or shorts that develop stains from sitting on dirty carnival rides all day. Other antagonists may include dirty fingers, a rare case of mud butt, and in some cases spilled boxed wine that mite have been sat on. On rare occasions someone will go
pantyless and you can catch some rough and curlies poking out the front.
Man, did you see that
moms dirty ass getting of that coaster? Yeah. Looks like she shitter self.
White pants sure are sexy tho. Good ol'
Carnival ass