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Define Ass Move Meaning

Ass Move
Of or pertaining to a moronic act usually a verball insult, that has no comeback AND is very offensive. Also referred to as a "Bitch move"

Asshole: Have you heard of proactive?

Self-conscience guy: Man, that was an Ass move.
By Kylila
Bitch Ass Move
An act which may be taken as disregarding another person's wishes or desires. Ignoring all reason to commit an utterly ridiculous action or avoid such action.

Person 1: "Hey man whats up?"
Person 2: "not much..."
Person 1: *slaps person 2 in the nuts*

Person 2: "Dude that was BITCH ASS MOVE!"
By Ludovika
Fat Ass Move
when a a skinny, average, or even a fat person acts in a way in which a normal or overly fat person would act, such as having a whole cake instead of just one piece or taking more than three pieces of Hershey's miniature chocolate bars from a fish-shaped dish.

Alison reached into the fish shaped dish and retrieved 6 pieces of Hershey's miniature chocolates that she proceeded to eat and then remarked how that was a fat ass move
By Tera
Clutch Ass Move
doing someone a good deed

"Mom, if you make me some cookies, that would be a clutch ass move."
By Tabitha
A First Ass Man Move
A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.

Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.

Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.
By Shaylynn
Weak-ass Bitch Move
The opposite of a power move

Person one: “I was gonna ask my crush out but I saw her looking at someone else in class today so I decided against it.”

Person two: “That’s a weak-ass bitch move but ok”
By Gaye