A place to live where you don't have to do anything. You can nurses and stuff change your bed, do your laundry, and even cool your meals. You can eat
free food without paying $50 for
groceries and you can have a party every day. This is a place generally for old people, but it will be a great place for a college
dormitory.
Old people: Yeah I get to play
Bingo every day at the assisted living
College guy: Sweet, I don't have to do anything... these hot nurses can
wipe my ass for me.