When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.
Jane: that whore! she's such a hypocritical asthmatic. she has asthma, yet she hangs with the smokers. IRONIC.
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!
By Riki
Asthmatic Chipmunk
when you are eating a girl out, and you bite off some of her pubic hair then you proceed to make out with her, making her swallow her own pubes.
brittany... i can't run track today yesterday robert gave me an asthmatic chipmunk and now i can hardley breath.
By Sarena
Asthmatic American
I label for people with Asthma meant to give false pride to that particular subgroup.
Someone who has an annoyingly stuffed nose for the entire year, and makes it disgusting to be near them.
They frequently blow their noses, yet they never, ever, get better.
Paul: "Ugh, I don't want to sit next to Fran, she's a Year Long Asthmatic."
Henry: "I know...it's gross. Let's sit near John instead."
