Define At The Library Meaning

This Is Library
When everyone is talking too much and all you want is silence.

*loud screaming*

Hey.
*loud screaming continues*
Hey.
*loud screaming continues*
HEY!
*immediate silence*
this is library.
*walks off*
By Delphine
Library
An awesome place that is underrated in today's society.

Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!

Dude 1: "Man, it's hot and humid outside. There's nothing to do in here. Dang I'm bored."

Dude 2: "How about we go to the library?"

Dude 1: "Man that sounds boring."

Dude 2: "Seriously, just try it. I'll show you some cool stuff over there."

Dude 1: "OK... we'll see."

..............1 month later

Dude 1: "Hey man let's go to the library. Come on man get up."

Dude 2: "But we just came back from there 2 hours ago."

Dude 1: "Dude, that's a long time!"
By Filippa
Library
A place where people bathe in books.

Child: Mom, I'm going to the library for a while.
Mom: Okay, sweetie. Don't forget to use soap.
By Correy
Library
A place to borrow books for free. It is not pronounced "lie-berry"

"Hey, I am going to the lie-berry!"
"You're pretty retarded"
By Gabriellia
Library
A place where you can borrow CDs, DVDs, software, and books for free! And best of all, you don't have to worry about giving your money to evil greedy organizations such as the RIAA or MPAA OR getting sued by them!

Now that I get all my movies from the library, I don't have to worry about my money going to the MPAA or getting sued by them!
By Katleen
Library
A building that enables people to have access to computers, books, magazines, videos, dvds, etc. Where Librarians and Library Support Workers help people find the information they need.

I need more information about the planet pluto than the internet has given me. So, I'm off to the library to do research.
By Patsy
The Library
When you go on the internet (typically YouTube) to troll scene kids by having an opinion by saying things like "scene kids r gay" or "Asking Alexandria fucking sucks" then waiting for a reply that will probably be the length of a short novel, telling you how scene kids are original and you don't know what kind of problems they go through and so forth. The library technique could be used for any group that gets easily butt hurt not just scene kids, but their the easiest to get books from.

Alex:Hey did you see my comment on why I hate scene kids?
David: Hell yeah dude that girl Adriana Abomination left you a book! You were in the library lol.
By Coleen
Library
Any large collection of facts or information. Colloquially, a smart or knowledgeable person.

"Geez, that guy's a walking library!"
By Truda
Library
A place that carries books and other media (Newspapers, magazines, CDs, tapes, VHS, DVD, internet, etc) It is also a place where people seem to have sexual fantascies of doing it there.

People keep getting caught having sex in the library's bathroom
By Giana
Library
a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

Taken from Family Guy
Chris: "What's a library, dad?"
Peter: "Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM."
By Valerye