Define Attendant Meaning

The only reason why you drag your ass out of bed in the morning, and then bitch about how you're not getting enough education out of the system.

Turn up, unless you weren't invited then you swash in

a dance for ten people

One who attends an orgy with little or no say.

A job at Disney where you make sure the characters stay alive. They are in charge of maintaining their line by yelling at everyone to have out their autograph books and photopass cards, only for the guest to get to the character and not be prepared at all. They describe what the character is animating and say things like "Yes! You are on their shirt!" And "Wow it is their birthday!" 100 times a day. They move the guests bags, because of course they put them in the wrong spot, then get phones shoved in their faces with out ever hearing the words, "Will you please take a photo for me?" and still take the photo. They also make sure said character gets off on time which leads to them timing the line, closing the line on time, and most importantly, ruining thousands of vacations.

(n.) Airline employee in charge of removing insects from passenger snacks.

Facebookeese for "there is no chance in hell that I would ever even consider coming to your event, but I do not wish to appear to be a douchebag by outright rejecting your invitation, so I will instead pretend that I might be there."

Question you ask your professor during class to show him or her that you show up to class regularly. Useful for grade bumps at the end of the semester.

any truant officer who works for a school district

When two people of any sex adopt the ass to ass position and one or both of the individuals passes gas into the other person's turd splitter.