Define Audit Meaning

The Audition
The best band to hit chicago in a while. Who recently got signed to Victory records

By Felecia
Audition
1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.

2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.

1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."

2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."
By Marcille
Audition
A sick and twisted Japanese film indeed. Mind that it is horror/thriller.

A movie where eating someone's 'vomit' is fucking possible. Even in real life.

Want to see someone lapping over someone's vomit? See "Audition".
By Claudetta
Audit
Audit is a ceasers english word and it is a stem for Audi which means hear

I Audit everything around me
By Verine
Audit
Short for "I'd do it". Meaning, you would have sex with person in question.

Guy 1: "Look at that fine chick!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, audit"
By Cherie
Arizona Audit
The final, desperate attempt to overturn the election. A review of the 2.1 million ballots cast in Maricopa County during the 2020 presidential election, commissioned by Republican state senators and intended to lead to the August reinstatement of Donald Trump as president.

Conducted by a company actually named Cyber Ninjas, with no experience auditing election results and led by a man who has repeated wild conspiracy theories about election fraud - the "audit" clutched at every fictitious straw and shard of bamboo. The funding - $5.7 million from outside, conservative sources -- cast some slight doubt on its credibility.

"Does everybody understand that the 2020 election was a total disgrace?" Trump recently asked, with odd candor and unintended honesty.

In later years, the phrase "Arizona audit" would come to signify the hopeless desperation of tragic losers everywhere, yearning to turn their lives around.
By Kissee
Thot Audit
Reporting a thot to the IRS for tax evasion

Guy 1: This thot wanted me to buy her premium snapchat.
Guy 2: Give that bitch the ol' Thot Audit
By Romona
Auditing America
A Youtuber with approximately 100K subscribers who films various, seemingly random locations on the grounds of the 1st Amendment. Despite claiming a thorough understanding of United States law, he frequently states misinformation, deletes comments contradicting him, and blocks users who expose him. Furthermore, he lacks any press credentials or any other qualification to back his claim of being a member of the press.

By Wenonah
Facebook Audit
The act or practice of de-friending people on Facebook, mainly due to excessive status updates. Although this may apply to the de-friending of individuals, it more commonly refers to going through one's "Friends" list and removing a relatively large number of people, such as people you met at a party once and haven't seen since, friends of exes, and high school classmates that you actually kind of hated.

I just did a Facebook audit and got rid of like fifty friends. I didn't even know who half of those assholes were.
By Andie
Audit Chat
The systematic, meticulous and highly persuasive bullshit that is said or written when an Auditor doesn’t have or cannot be bothered to provide a legitimate logic for the rationale they have used for an audit methodology.

Dude, just give it some Audit Chat, always does the trick
By Ailee