Define Autocorrect Meaning

Autocorrect
A feature built into many modern phones, which automatically changes unrecognized words to their closest matches, if any exist. Of course, on occasion it will select the wrong word, usually changing the original meaning of the sentence completely.

Duck you, autocorrect! Duck you to he'll!
By Orsola
Autocorrect
The process by which the male of the species will spontaneously relieve himself of excess reproductive fluids in times of inappropriate opportunities.

After Bob had been offshore for 3 1/2 months his body shifted to autocorrect mode and he woke up in a puddle of jizz.
By Vivia
Autocorrected
The act of a word getting changed and thus changing the meaning of the sentence due to a device's autocorrect feature. Often leading to extreme misinterpretation.

Person A (via text): Hey do you want to get some penis for dinner tonight?
Person B: I'm so glad you said that because I always wanted to tell you I'm gay and I'm happy to hear you are too so that we can finally be together.
Person A: Oh sorry, I meant to say pizza, my phone autocorrected me.
By Mariska
Autocorrect

By Margalo
Autocorrect
1.) The reason that funny, strange, or embarrassing texts and/or messages are sent.
2.) The reason it takes so long to type in words that are purposely misspelled or possibly slang.
3.) The opposite of reason one; the reason that misspelled words are automatically corrected without backspacing.

1.) Man 1: *typing*
"Dude, I got some peantus from the homeless guy"
Autocorrecting "peantus"
For "penis"
TEXT SENT
Man 2: Didn't know you were looking for so much...
Man 1: Fuck, it's autocorrect for peanuts, man!

2.) Man 1: *typing in Google*
"Doge"
Autocorrecting "Doge"
For "Doggie"
Man 1: *flips desk*

3.) Man 1: *typing text*
"Go git me a sammich"
Autocorrecting...
"Go GET me a SANDWICH"
Man 1: That's the shit!
By Joane
Autocorrect
Something you'd notice in almost every awesome phones you see in the media, such as the HTC and the iPhone.

Autocorrect is good, but sometimes, shit hits the fan whenever you text. Sometimes, you type in "bigg," then it autocorrects it into "bug." So, say that a man was gonna text his friend "I like bigg butts and I cannot lie!" When he sends it, it gets autocorrected and turns into "I like bug butts and I cannot lie!" Then there's some funny convo between the recipient and the sender.

In a text convo...

Micheal: god, so damn thirsty
Jenna: yesterday @ the mall u should've taken the $$$ i was gonna give u out my pussy
Jenna: oh shit, i meant purse
Micheal: LMAOOO
Jenna: damn you autocorrect
By Nicky
Autocorrect
The annoying as bitch that dosent stop correcting us when we type FUCK U AUTO CORRECT

*typing* * AUTO CORRECT COMES IN AND AUTOCORRECTS IT TO SOME THING NASTY* u be like: AUTOCORRECT AUTOCORRECT ITS WAS AN ACCIDENT| Iā€™m just speaking facts
By Mina
AutoCorrect
Something that is either the most annoying text code on Earth or a semi-helpful text robot.

Dang Autocorrect made me spell Cheese instead of cheez
By Pearl
Autocorrect
A useless piece of crap designed to embarrass us and screw us over.

What I type: Go to hell, autocorrect.
What Autocorrect types: Go to he'll, autocucumber.
By Ulrica
Autocorrect

"I meant to say 'role'. It only says 'roll' because autocorrect changed it!"
By Benedicta