8:30am -{You} "Hey (insert hot chick's name here),
nice meeting you last night. Lets go out for a drink later this week."
9:00am-
10:00am- {you mention to your friend} I texted the hottie I met last night when i woke up this morning and she hasn't responded.
{friend} Damn bro, you got some serious
ATA (Awaiting
Text Anxiety). She probably was so drunk she hasn't got outta bed yet.
11:00am-
3:15pm- {Her} "Who is this?"
3:16pm- {You} damn