Danny James is running late to work this Morning after
feeding the Pony in the early hours of the Morning. He eventually pulls up to his usual parking space in his
Ford Fiesta.
Danny James: *Opens car door* Gyuerrrrrrrrrrrp
*A pungent smell pollutes the surroundings of the car park*
Danny James is then noticed by a neighbouring colleague, who is also exiting his vehicle.
The pure sight of Danny James in the early hours of the Morning is enough to invoke a slow head-shake of derision for anyone, but this is promptly interrupted by a mild
squelch.
Danny James has indeed stepped in dog shit, immediately after stumbling out of his car. His shift has not even started.
Bad Juju.
