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Bag Her
When a guy puts a paper bag on a girl's head to cover her ugly face during intercourse. This is done when the guy finds the girl's face unattractive but wants to have sex with her. Holes are put into the bag so that the girl can still breathe. Sometimes a hole will be made so that the girl can give the guy a blowjob.

Dude1: Man that chick is ugly!
Dude2: Yeah but look at her ass! I would bag her.
By Charmine
Bag Her Groceries
Another term in the long line of sexual innuendos.

This is another slang term for "knocking boots" "bumping uglies" "horizontal mambo/tango" "doin' it" "the no pants dance" "the good ol' in and out" or, as many refer to it, SEX!

"Duuuude, are you gonna bag her groceries or what?"

"So I went over to her place and get this...I totally bagged her groceries"

"He-man, do you have a condom...I think I am going to bag Sheera's groceries tonight."

"Naw man, she is a total prude! I couldn't bag her groceries if I paid for it."

"We should go out tonight, get some drinks, hang with some buddies, talk to some girls, and maybe even bag some groceries."

"Hey Brian, how is it going? I am writing this to let you know that I think things are finished between the two of us! You are a caring, sweet guy, and lord knows, you bagged groceries with the best of 'em, but we are growing apart and things change. I will always appreciate our time together...goodbye."
By Nicholle
I'd Bag Her Groceries
It is the same as saying "I'd hit that".

"hey dude look at that chick over there I'd bag her groceries".
By Collete
Bag Her And Tag Her
To put a paper bag over the head of a cosmetically-challenged woman (esp. a butterface) and then give it to her like she was Brooke Burke.

She had gigantic boobies, and a gigantic gap between her front teeth...so I bagged her and tagged her!
By Ailina
In His/her Bag
Crazy. Doing something stupid. In Philly terms, "Drawn" or "Drawlin". Actin a fool. In NYC terms, "Wildin Out".

Shorty's in her bag right now wearing leather leg-ins and boots in the summertime. He or She is in his/her bag right now thinkin they can keep goin around having unprotected sex and not catch something.
By Kirsteni
Bagging Me/him/her/them Out
Australian slang meaning 'make fun of' or 'insult'. Other variations: bag(s) out, bagged out.

"You're always bagging me/him/her/them out!"
By Katerine