Define Baghdad Meaning

bad ass place east of sudan and west of Islamabad

When you say you're going to pull out but you never do.

When there is talk of pulling out but it never actually happens

1. capital of Iraq

2. a term used to describe a game similar to beirut, where vodka is used in place of beer. name alludes to war going on in Iraq at the beginning of the 21st century, as the game has a high risk of sending participants to a local hospital. term coined by a comedian whom this author cannot remember the name of at the moment.

When you promise to pull out and don't.

A three point shift to the right version of "on a scale of one to ten" when describing US females seen during military deployment in Iraq. Similar to beer goggles but to a lesser extent.

During the act of sex, talking about pulling out but never actually doing it.

When something is horrible beyond belief, by far worse than any of its surroundings.

Adj-To begin a group project that is supposed to be a cakewalk, then half of the group doesn't do anything useful, making the supposed cakewalk into an all out war of group project finishing with no help. In the process much time and possibly money will be wasted.

There are two stages of a Baghdad. (Sexual Fetish)
Stage 1 - Female blows fecal matter over one's face until breathing is no longer capable (For a short period of time).
Stage 2 - Vagina of said female smears facal matter off face until breathing is successful.

Baghdad's are usually unexpected and traumatic, and are seemingly very rarely preformed.