Define Balls On Me Meaning

Balls On Me
A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.

Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!
By Fianna
Balls Inside Me Cold
An expression for men for how cold it is. This is by far the coldest it gets for a man.

Phil : "Dude it's balls inside me cold today."

Rob : "amen."
By Adelle
Ball Me
In the late 60's and early 70's it meant fuck me!!

By Aeriela
Ball Me
Asking someone to pass you a ball, generally a basketball. Or sometimes backyard football.

Hey man ball me.
Hey im gonna run a post ball me.
By Amber
Ball Me
Used as a battle cry before a vicious play in a sporting event. Usually a blocked shot in basketball

By Hatti
Balls Me
a combination of "fuck me" and "oh, balls!". Preferably screamed in the middle of a large crowd.

(Falling off of a chair) "BALLS ME!" (laughter erupts)
By Dee
Ball Me
To seek help or guidance from somebody.

"Do you get this math homework" "Yeah do you?" "No can you ball me"
By Alla
Ball Me Blazer
Taken from the hit movie Dodgeball, many people use this term when playing basketball, tennis, or any other sport involving a ball. The coined term, ball me blazer, is just an easier way of saying give me the ball.

Paul: yo ball me blazer
Ryan: *passes him the rock*
By Brandie
Ball Me Outrageous
A phrase that is meant to request action from someone. Whether it be for said person to go get something or do the speaker a "solid" of some sort. It is often misunderstood completely by the speaker's intended target, resulting in an unfullfilled request and an overwhelming sense of "wow that guy/girl is a little bitch". The object of the phrase, "ball", can be interchanged with any desired noun that the speaker would like to be given to them.

Eric: Yo, ball me outrageous with some stump dat.
Vinny: Ight man, imma stump you outrageous

or

Vinny: Alright this pizza's done except it needs meatball. Rob, ball me outrageous.
Rob: What?
Vinny: damnit!
By Juliette
Lick My Balls And Call Me Trevor
An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.

"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!
By Dalila