Define Bartender Meaning

Bartender
A term used to describe back-to-back home runs in a baseball game. Most notably heard by SportsCenter anchor Neil Everett calling out a back-to-back jack highlight.

"Matt Carpenter goes deep to lead off the game. Carlos Beltran wants in on the fun, BARTENDER! ONE SHOT AIN'T ENOUGH."
By Angelika
Bartender
A song by Dave Matthews Band, the most famous version of which can be heard on the Live at Folsom Field album.

Bartender please/ fill my glass for me/ with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after 3 days in the ground
By Merna
Bartender
1. Like or the actual conditions of prison sex... see Prison Hump...

2. Somebody who willingly and repeatedly partcipates in homosexual activity with fellow inmates, despite being hetrosexual... (tending to the guys like the jailhouse bitch...)

3. Some git serving beverages... probably also defition #2...

1. "That was some crazy-ass rough sex! That was so fuckin' bartender..."

2. "After I sold my sofa I had to become a baretender just to afford a score!"

3. "Who the fuck is that guy taking drink orders?" "That's the bartender... he tends the bar..." "Dude... what a fuckin' metrosexual..." "Yeah... he's always been a bartender(#2)"
By Donica
Bartender

By Miquela
Bartender

Bartender: I’m going to get you!
Bart: NOOOO!
By Fidelity
Bartender
A temporary pharmacist with limited stock

I am a bartender, I cure people's problems
By Ruthi
It Bartender
An individual who looks at Information Technology (IT) from a holistic perspective inclusive of technical complexities, financial and cultural. Actively listening to the stories of those who delivery and consume IT services, talking them through to technical and financial solutions derived from those stories.

Jeff was an amazing IT Bartender with us - bringing out the pains of our IT processes and getting the CFO talking about the over budget spending. We're now all on the same page and know what to do.
By Ronnica
Bartender
A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.

The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk
By Catherine
Bartender
1. Song made by t-pain ft. akon
2. A person who serves drinks at a bar

1. lyrics: Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club...

2. The bartender served me 2 glasses of beer.
By Tierney
Bartender
A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!

Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles

Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)
By Madelena